Snap your dog, cat, rabbit or budgie. The Oracle reads their face and tells you what they're really thinking, as a meme you can share.
Drag & drop, paste, or tap to pick from your gallery.
Any pet. Any mood. The stranger the better.
Consulting the paw oracle…
That was our sample pet. Now see what yours is thinking!
Submit your meme to the monthly competition. Top voted pet wins the prize hamper.
Real readings, ridiculous faces and the things pets actually want. Pick your feed.
We'll write it in your pet's voice and give you a link for the family. They can buy the gifts or tap "I'm getting this" so nobody doubles up.
Gifts are from our sister shop, Trend Checkout. Your pet's photo is used on the list page and its link preview. Lists are deleted automatically at the end of January.
Your meme goes public. Community votes decide the monthly winner.
Secure payment - £1.99
Get more from your pet scan.
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Download a clean version without the whatmypetwants.com watermark.
One-time per image - £0.99
You've used all your free generations for today.
Your pet's meme on a real product - shipped to your door.
AI generates a personalised card from your pet!
AI-matched to their mood and wants
Share scans with friends at pet meetups, parties, or dog walks!
Get a fun weekly recap of your pet's moods, wants, and personality shifts - with product recommendations!
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One fascinating pet fact and a couple of things your pet will love, every week. No spam, unsubscribe any time.
We'll send the full HD meme to your inbox. Free, no spam.